A 14 years old girl married with 75 years old Baba. 
 
On their wedding night, dono ro rahe the! 
 
 
Larki ko kuch pata nahi tha,  
Baba g sab bhool chuke the!!

A new prostitute was told by her pimp that for the first 7 days she was only allowed to wank off her clients. When she asked why she was told everybody has to do a week in hand.

Preeto: Doctor Sahib, koi aisi dava do k mere mard ka lund patthar se zyada sakht ho jaye.. 
Doctor: Aapko sirf chudwana hai ya masala bhi piswana hai ???

The Penis Askd 4 a raise: 
I hereby request a raise in salary 4 d folowin reasons 
1. I do physical labour 
2. I work at great depths 
3. I dont get w/ends or public holidays of 
4. I wrk in a damp environment 
5. I wrk in a dark wrkplace dat has poor ventilation 
6. I wrk in high temperatures 
7. My wrk exposes me 2 contagious diseases 
Sincerely 
Pniss 
 
Response: 
Dear P.Niss 
Aftr asesin yr requst & considerin d arguments u raised, we reject ur request 4 d folowin reasons: 
1. U dont wrk 8hrs straight 
2. U fall asleep aftr brief wrk periods 
3. U dont take initiative 
4. U need 2 b pressured & stimulated in2 startin wrk 
5. U lev d wrkplace rather mesy at d end of ur shift 
6. U dnt always observe necesary safety regulations 
such as wearin correct protective clothin 
7. Ur unable 2 work double shifts & as if that wasnt all 
U constantly enter the workplace carryin 2 suspicious bags 
Yrs sincerely 
Vgina.

A new prostitute was told by her pimp that for the first 7 days she was only allowed to wank off her clients. When she asked why she was told everybody has to do a week in hand.

A rasta walks in 2 a bank n handz the cashier a bag full of marijauna. The cashier says, sir wats this for? The rasta replies i is ere to open a joint account!

Quick turn your mobile phone upside down.  
 
370HSSV 0773H

3 Moulanas wait @ a bustop, 
 
a beautiful woman walks past. 
 
1st Moulana sez Mashallah,  
 
2nd Moulana sez Subhanallah, 
 
3rd Moulana rubs his hands & sez Inshallah.!

A man hasn't had an erection for ages so he tries a method he's read about in an old medical book. This involves placing a finger in the woman's vagina then rubbing it around his nose. That night, when his wife's asleep he dips his finger in her fanny, feels how nice and wet it is, then rubs it around his nose. Instant erection!! He wakes his wife says, "Look at this!" she replies, "You woke me up, just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"

A man goes in to john lewis to look for a maternity bra for his wife.  
 
The assistant asks "what bust"  
 
he replies "the fucking condom"